This is what I need!!!

Generally I'm very happy with my life and it just being Chick and I.  This week is half term and due to a complete cock-up I had no child care at all booked.  My brother manfully stepped up and offered to come over and take care of Chick for a couple of days, which is awesome in itself but turns out he can also clean too!!!

So I've decided that actually what I need is a Wife!!!  I need somebody to take care of my daughter, do the housework and generally run the house for me whilst I'm at the Office.  I can only pay in love and cookies but if anyone fancies a new job as my wife then please e-mail me.