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Spoiled kids? Spoiled spouse? Spoiled dinner? Are you cranky, tired, sick, tired of being sick and tired? Then grab a button from Julie at Foursons and write your own letter.
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Dear Hertz
You still suck!
Love me
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Dear Bra
I understand that I put you under a lot of strain but seriously you couldn't have found a better place to snap in half??? In the Town Centre on the only Saturday I don't have my handbag or cash card with me is not a helpful place to break and as you are quite aware the girls aren't as firm and pert as they used to be so being without your support is quite traumatic for all concerned!!!
Love me
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Dear Public House
I'm not sure who's idea it was to have a cobbled garden but you know we live in England right, where it rains a lot? People who've had a glass of wine or two and slippy wet cobbles are not a great combination. Mix the two and you may get a sprained ankle!!!! You will be hearing from my Lawyer if and when I ever recover enough to hobble to the telephone!!!!
Love me
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Dear Council
Thank you for your very informative letter today instructing me on how to place my dustbin outside my house on the appropriate day. I don't know how I've managed these last 15 years of being an official adult without your help. Thank you also for informing me that I will be charged £110 by the Litter Police if I do not move the bin from the street quickly enough on said day. It's good to know that the £1500 a year that I pay in Council Tax is being put to such tremendous use.
Love me
Oh my goodness, what a time for your bra to decide to break! Hahaha. I mean it's not really funny. Really, it's not. *snicker*
ReplyDeleteI hope your ankle is OK. Again I'm not laughing at all. *snicker*
So glad to hear that the government is doing such a great job in England too. *sigh*
Thanks for linking up, I hope you are up and hopping with a new bra soon!
Love this!! I love the "open letter"/"letters of intent" concept. I do it all the time. :) Visiting from the Lady Bloggers Tea Party.
ReplyDeleteThis a wonderful outlet, isn't it?
ReplyDelete(Incidentally, I've had a bra break on me whilst in public, as well. So embarrassing!)
I am laughing out loud at the bra snap! I cannot believe that happened to you!!
ReplyDeletei can't ever imagine snapping a bra. my boobies are teeny and are now jealous of your boobies lol!
ReplyDeleteand i'm totally jealous you live in england!
gah that's a lot of jealousy for one comment...
I am so glad I came over to read these! You are a hoot! I loved the bra one..me? don't have that issue>
ReplyDeleteMe neither... but as for the council, well - don't get me started!
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