Has life been getting on your nerves? Have something that you want to say but can’t say it out loud? Feel free to write you own letter of Intent and link up with Julie over at Foursons!
Dear Parents at the Outdoor Pool
You know that we all like to enjoy the pool and that we don’t get to go very often because the weather is normally rubbish?? Well I love being at the pool with my daughter but what I don’t enjoy are your kids! They are rude and splashy and run across MY towels and you don’t care!!
Well here’s an idea........put down your book/cell phone/trashy magazine and watch your kids, it’s not the lifeguards fault when they almost drown!! Put sunscreen on the kids and maybe yourself....red is not an attractive skin colour and skin cancer will not be fun!
Love
The very unimpressed woman with the boobs that wouldn’t stay in her suit!!!
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Dear Jon Bon Jovi
I have personally contributed a lot of money to your fortune over several years and I am coming to see you twice in the next few weeks. I have a plea for you....shut the f**k up about how hard it is to play music for 20 nights in a row. I’m guessing you had the choice about if you wanted to do it or not and you took the money and ran? I’m sure when I’m paying £60 a ticket for really, really bad seats because I couldn’t afford the front row at £500 a seat, you can deal with the inconvenience of living in the sodding Ritz with your family for 3 weeks.
Love the girl who used to adore you!!!
p.s Hairy and sweaty suited you much better then thin and short-haired!
p.p.s Stop getting old...it’s not cool and makes me feel ancient.........just stop ok!!!
p.p.p.s A press pass would REALLY make up for some of the disappointment xxx
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Dear Ritchie Sambora
I’ve really gone off Jon in recent years and think that you’ve aged much, much better...you free for erm.....some fun and stuff????
Love
Jon’s –ex!!!
p.s I’ll be the curvy girl in the Mrs. Sambora t-shirt in row 501 next Friday ;-)
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Dear Chick
I love you beyond belief but if you could go sleep just once without argument I’d really appreciate it!
Love
The woman who will stop your pocket money if you don’t stop arguing!!!!
*I know I'm supposed to link this up on a Friday but I forgot with the excitement of the sun actually shining in England!!! ;-)
Stopping by from SITS! You have a very cute blog! I'll be back :)
ReplyDeleteRichie over Jon? Something's amiss. HA!
ReplyDeleteI think I need to have a talk with Chick to sort out her sleeping habits.Mind you it gets no easier, take my 13 year old, he believes its time for bed and sleep when his parents go to bed, Wrong young man, its time for bed and sleep when we say so, you are still but a child who needs sleep to grow and be healthy.As an adult I only know to well what sleep deprevation does to the body! Keep smiling hun, things can only get better......
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@Ashley....Thank you for stopping by. Great to meet you!
ReplyDelete@Kristin.....Well if Jon came a'knocking I'm sure i wouldn't actually say No ;-)
@Organ Grinder.....Awww bless ya....Not sure she'll listen to you either but you csn try xxx
Jon Bon Jovi should quit whinging and bugger off back to New Jersey if his life is so fucking hard!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Australia was expensive for tickets-seriously! Some people have more money than sense to pay GBP500 for tickets!
@Nelly....I do love you....you make me laugh!! All the tickets on the floor were over £200 and the first three blocks were £500.....outrageous, hence the fact that me & Em are in the gods!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am SO with you on the pool parents! so very true!
ReplyDeleteHello SITSta. What a great blog to discover. I totally agree re pool parents. Real situation: Mommy was dressed for work, sitting in lounge chair, reading..(?), 7yr old son was swimming in pool at deep end. My girls and I were all in the shallow end of pool and I hear boy call out. Mom languidly looks up and then looks around (huh???). Boy is struggling, doggy-paddling, and going nowhere. Could you go get him? she asks me. I make my girls get out of water and head for the deep end and bring the boy to his mother, who then proceeds to scold him for getting her clothes wet!!!! Aaarrggghhhh. Come visit when you can...
ReplyDelete@Sara....They are a pain in the ass aren't they???
ReplyDelete@Sharlene....Thanks for stopping by hunny. Honestly some Mothers....what is wrong with them???
£500 for a ticket!!! That's insane! For that price I'm sure he can cope with the hardship of the Ritz!
ReplyDelete@Pumpkin & Piglet.....I know it's crazy isn't it and the Ritz must be such a hard life ;-)
ReplyDeleteJust stopping by from Lady Bloggers Society! Super wonderful blog!! :)
ReplyDelete{ SO cute! }
- Meg
[Life of Meg]
www.megnificentlife.blogspot.com
@Meg.....Thanks for stopping by and for your kind commments. Will be by later to say Hi!
ReplyDeleteEverynight when Oli goes down to sleep which is usually straight away with no fuss I think about the future when it wont be so easy.. maybe he wont kick up a fuss?!? Who am I kidding... he's going to be a horror! :(
ReplyDelete@Emma......Chick used to sleep so well until she started school and then it all went downhill!!
ReplyDelete@Kristin.....How exciting....will drop by in a while xxx
Stopping in from SITS... so glad I did! :) Great post.
ReplyDelete@Carina.....I'm glad you did too!
ReplyDeleteHi, came over from LBS, liked your comment there and followed you over.
ReplyDeleteThis is funny! I liked it, and would love to do it, too.
Wonderful post, made me smile.
Nice to meet you.
@The Empress.....Thanks for stopping by, glad to make you smile!! Will stop by and see you over the weekend!
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