Letters of Intent

Having one of those days, moths, years?  Want to sound off about the things or people that annoy you? Then grab a button from Julie over at Foursons and write your very own Letter of Intent.
Please note that if you are offended by bad language you shouldn't carry on past Letter 4!!!!

Dear Family and Friends
Thank you for buying me such lovely cards and presents for my birthday, even after my insistence that I'm not celebrating anymore now that I'm 29!!!  You rock and I love you all and am truly very grateful for each and every one of you.
LoveThe Soppy Girl who's pretending she's 29!!!!
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Dear Nick
Thank you so much for offering to give me the money to go and see Bon Jovi for a third and final time!  You are not so bad for an annoying Little Brother ;-)
Love Me xx------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Jon Bon Jovi
I take back everything I said in my last Letter of Intent.  You are still quite hot and I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating biscuits!!!
LoveThe woman who really needs to get a grip!!!
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Dear Chick
I love you more than life itself but you have to start sleeping at night.  If you can't go to sleep you have to learn to lay there quietly and stop waking me up every 5 minutes.  I'm not sure how many more sleepless nights I can take.
Love The extremely grumpy woman that you have to live with!
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Dear Transport for London
I HATE YOU WITH A PASSION!  
Seriously!  It's bad enough that every weekend when I'm in London most of the tubes aren't working and I have to catch a bus with the common people!  This is not a fun experience and I don't enjoy it one single bit! It's also really annoying that each journey takes twice as long as it should, due to said bus service.
A couple of weeks ago, I happened to have the misfortune of driving in your beautiful City.  It took me two hours to drive approximately 7 miles to collect my daughter.  I'm sure you'll agree that this is ever so slightly frustrating.  However as I collected the daughter and tried to leave your beautiful City we got caught in yet another traffic jam...this time due to a bridge being closed.  I may have inched forward and made it through the traffic lights whereupon I got stuck behind another car and didn't make it fully across the lights.
Now I understand that this is a Red Route (no stopping zone for you out of towners) but I wasn't actually in the way, even though my two back tyres were in the yellow box.  Anywhere else in the UK this is just called bad driving or is understandable but apparently in London it's completely illegal!
Imagine my joy when on my birthday I received a delightful letter from yourselves, informing me that I had been photographed by one of your Camera Operators and am being charged £120 for the privilege.  
£120.....you are having a FUCKING laugh!  120 of my hard earned English Pounds will have to spent on a FUCKING driving violation.  
I seriously hope that when I pay the £120 on my card it causes a virus to enter your computer system and die!!!
LoveThe woman who has been saying fuck an awful lot this week!!
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Dear Camera Operator who works for Transport for London
Get a proper job, Dickhead!
LoveThe woman who will be cursing you to hell for at least the foreseeable future!