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Dear Chick
So, parents evening was awesome but I always forget just how much like Uncle Number Two you are....namely intelligent and gorgeous but without an ounce of common sense! I know that you can do the work set out for you so please stop messing about with your pencil case/friends/toilet needs and just do the damn work.
Being the frigging terrible awesome Mother that I am, I agreed with the Teacher that she will stop you from playing until the work is done! You think I suck now but you will thank me when you are a Doctor/Vet/Rocket Scientist!
Love
Momma x
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Dear Chick’s Teacher
I know that my daughter is a complete Drama Queen! I know this because she gets it from me! I also know that it must be hard for you to know when she’s exaggerating but you are gonna have to learn when she’s not because you keep getting it wrong.
Last week when she had a suspected broken wrist, I kind of understood why you didn’t call. Don’t get me wrong.....I was completely pissed.....because she spent the whole night crying and then we spent a morning in A&E but I understood.
On Tuesday when she rocked up with her whole arm bandaged from fingers to shoulder and explained that she crashed into a bollard, you could maybe have been slightly sympathetic and let her skip PE???
On Wednesday when she said she had a headache at morning break, I get that you might have thought she was crying wolf. What I don’t expect, EVER, is for my daughter to have to manage the whole day and to leave school in so much pain that she is crying. My child went to my best friend at the school gates and BEGGED her to take her home! How do you think Chick must have felt to have to do this? My best friend was distraught because Chick had to go with After School Club. Luckily she phoned me straight away to alert me so that I could collect my sobbing child!
Please ensure this doesn't happen again!
Please ensure this doesn't happen again!
Love
Chick’s Mum
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Dear Self
You have the Flu and have had for almost a week now. You are allowed to get sick and stop for a couple of days!
Love
Me x
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Dear Chick’s Dad
I appreciate the fact that you put yourself out for me today.
I appreciate the fact that you understand that I do the hard work.
I don’t appreciate that I’ll still be left to deal with everything on my own.
I would like you to sort your life out NOW please!
Love
Me x
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Dear Blog/Review Blog/Facebook followers
I love you all dearly! Seriously, you are the hottest people I’ve ever known!!!!
Love
Adventures of an English Mum x
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Dear God/Luck/Fate
Please, please, please, let me win the Euromillions Lottery tonight! I could do quite a lot with £113 million pounds!
I may even give a pound or two to charity and I promise not to spend more than £25 million on houses in Leicestershire, London, California and Australia!!!
Much Love in advance
Me x
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Dear Mum
I feel really ill and so does Chick. Could you please come stroke my head and tidy the house and generally take care of me until I feel better???
Love you much
Em xxx
