Woooo Hooo!!!! I made it to Friday but so that I can enjoy the weekend I have a few things I need to get off my chest...................................
Dear Chick’s Dad
You are an utter Muppet. To not want to come to Parents evening is bad enough but to not care enough to call or e-mail to see what the Teacher said makes me spit feathers. Watch as your access diminishes until you give a fuck!
Love
Your utterly pissed off Ex
P.s. Flirting with me enrages me all the more.....surprised you haven’t learnt that yet!
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Dear Mother of the Girl who has been bullying Chick
I was so pleased to arrive at Parents Evening this evening and discover that you have requested that your daughter not be with mine next year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not sure if you are aware of the facts but my daughter comes home crying at least once a week because of yours. I’m stating right here and now that if my girl gets moved out of the class that she loves because of you there will be a fight in the playground! Childish? Yes, very!!! But I mean every word and you know that I’ll kick your ass every day of the week.
Love
Chick’s Mum
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Dear Mum
I promise that this will be the last year that I forget about your birthday because I’m trying to ignore the pain about it being Dad’s at the same time. I love you to the moon and back.
Em x
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Dear Nick Clegg
Not content enough with selling out my vote and joining the Conservatives now you are responsible for decimating my pension as well. I don't know how you sleep at night....oh wait a minute.....I guess being a millionaire kinda helps!!!!
Yours
Never voting for your party again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear Nick Clegg
Not content enough with selling out my vote and joining the Conservatives now you are responsible for decimating my pension as well. I don't know how you sleep at night....oh wait a minute.....I guess being a millionaire kinda helps!!!!
Yours
Never voting for your party again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dear One up North
This says exactly what I feel about you:
And now I’m done.
No love left at all
Me
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Dear Chick
I’m so very proud of the progress you have made at school this year. In fact I’m proud of the girl you are becoming in general. A little less attitude would be delightful though :-)
Lots of Love
Mama xxx
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Love
Adventures of an English Mum
